More funny last words
Noo these windows are ok to lean on.
Don’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise?
Don’t worry its not that deep.
One time at band camp.
No, he doesn’t bite?.
Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
I can pass this guy.
My brakes are fine.
Nice doggy.
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." -- Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." -- Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." -- NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95, I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" -- Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -- Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" -- insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Dammit, Lizzie, get off your fat lazy ass and cut me some firewood!" -- Mr. Borden
"How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" -- Alex Trebek
"Yoko, why don't *you* try to sing one?"
"Took your parking space??? Well at least *I* didn't murder my wife and an innocent waiter!"
"Gotti, Schmotti -- Get the Hell off my lawn!"
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
Let's split up, we'll cover more ground.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Hello, is anyone home?
Oops.
Don't worry, it's not contagious.
Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?
Trust me, I know what I'm doing.
He can't hear us, he's miles away
I'll be right back.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Don't worry, we outnumber them.
Hey, what the hell??!
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
I'm sure it's just the wind.
Of course it's safe!
No, this tribe is peaceful!
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
I wonder where the mother bear is.
I've seen this done on TV.
These are the good kind of mushrooms. .
I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
You look just like Charles Manson
Let it down slowly.
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
This doesn't taste right.
I can make this light before it changes
I can do that with my eyes closed
look ma! no hands!
Hey that's not a violin.
Don't be so superstitious.
Now watch this.
I think it's trying to communicate...
"Homicidal Tendencies"?
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